March Madness LimericksThere was an old biker called ShippWho stood with his hands on his hipsHe was told this was a lady thingBut he liked it so much he started to sing"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"!!
Springtime babyShiny eyes - pools in midday sun;Blush on cheeks, like a bloomed peony;Graceful neck of a youthful swan;Flowing locks, smooth as golden honey.Glowing smile - mirrored rainbow arc;Perfect teeth, white as daisy petals;Early bird, like a playful lark;That, which flies with no wish to settle.Velvet skin, soft as morning breeze;Voice - a tinkle of running river;Lips - a sorbet of berry bliss;Tiny mole - drop of chocolate syrup.Fragile heart, like a bud just bornOn the branch of a cherry blossom;Filled with passion of thunderstorm,Yet as tender as kitten's nuzzle.Lashes flutter as butterflies...When the frost makes
Inspirare Limerick ContestThere once was a leopard named MewWho could run so fast that she flewBut stepped on a crackAnd snapped her own backThat kitty is now split in two.
Hollow VictoryI said itI said itI said it'It would make me happy.'The water dripped from my face to the table,to my clothes, to my skin, to my heart.Am I happy now? ...it's hard to say.As I lay restless in my bed tonight,what emotions will fill my soul,rattle my skull, leave me breathless
Jesus, my solaceWhen I close my eyes I can see a splendid placewhere worries melt and sadness fadesand there is a joyous song that heralds from the skiesI can also imagine the winds that blow across the silent meadowsthe melon red tears across the sky- like a painted face of a pantomimeyou can hear of course, the silent symphonythat playsit is a beautiful placeI call a personal solitude...Where the world cannot pry me of my peace and comfortWhere the world cannot seethat I am here underneath the greenest skies that is nowtumbling about with the sweetness of syrup red and blueThat is whereI can sit with the Lord Jesus and no
VThere once was a girl named V,She was stuck up in a tree,When up came a gust,And out of the tree she be.
aimed for the ground but she missed
because a fast motorcyclist named D
sped by on his bike and couldn't resist
to catch her on the back seat